happened again where i was reading about cicadas and thought “damn i should get a cicada tattoo” and then glanced down at the part of my arm where i would put a cicada tattoo, which is where my cicada tattoo is
Being poor makes you so crazy. I’ve never been able to afford nice kitchen stuff, right? Well, my partner just got me my first mug that’s microwave safe, and I’ve been microwaving everything in all of god’s creation in that thing. Hang on a second.
I fucking hate my piece of shit phone. It’s always suggesting these scary emojis, like, yeah, when I accidentally hit the emoji button, I wanted SCORPION MONKEY to show up. Thanks so much.
Flow, with updated colours. The blue just felt like it didn’t fit anymore, and I like this version better. All of my products have also been updated to this version.
“A submarine has gone missing” : Oh jeeze, I hope they find those people.
“A submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing” : Well, that’s a little ghoulish but I can’t blame folks for a morbid curiosity, especially at a monument to white man’s hubris.
“An experimental cobbled together submarine visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing” : Well at this point y'all were just taking your lives into your own hands and also how is ‘slapped together submarine’ a legal thing that’s real.
“An experimental cobbled together submarine full of the absurdly wealthy visiting the wreck of the titanic has gone missing” : Okay now this just feels a little too on point someone has to be joking with me.
I vividly remember attending a training session with a scan from an 1880-something newspaper that said “unions used to be something we needed, but we’re past that now.” The corporate propaganda hasn’t changed in 130+ years.
